I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
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