How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
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