I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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