I never want to see another naked old woman again.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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