You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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