omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
Randomize
