...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Boobs are out for the taking
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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