Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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