Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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