doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
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I need you to use more vowels.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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