He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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