You can't special order awesome
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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