Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
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