Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
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