Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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