I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Randomize
