Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
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