Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
That's how pantless uber rides happen
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
Randomize
