More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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