at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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