no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
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