Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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