So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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