We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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