just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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