I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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