guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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