all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Randomize