do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
