I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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