There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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