Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Sorry about my life...
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
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