I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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