Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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