I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
he wants to bone in the snuggie
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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