Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
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