Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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