I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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