dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
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