I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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