I heard we made out
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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