Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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