How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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