Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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