Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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