is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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