in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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