i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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