Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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