After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
Randomize
