wake up i wanna do it froggy style
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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