We should be called the Road Head Warriors
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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